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February 25, 2010

The Pizza Richmond has been Waiting For?

If you’re satisfied with the pizza options in Richmond, you must not be a restaurateur. While it’s true that 8 1/2, JoJo’s, the Pizza Place, Cappricio’s, and Tarrant’s are churning out above average pizzas (considering our southern locale) an army of high-minded pizza artistes are mobilizing to take the crown of Richmond’s best pizza.

I don’t blame you for wondering why this is happening. For a city our size, we probably have plenty of options to debate over.  A wide swath of Richmonders choose to look no further than the competent conglomerate of  Mary Angela’s outlets (Piccola’s, Maldini’s, Pizza Pronto, Arriana’s – all the same pizzas prepared by the same family owners).  Scores of unfortunate rubes head down to Shockoe, considering Bottom’s Up to be pizza perfection, kinda like Fox can be considered a news source.  It’s not pizza at all, in my view. Their frozen sponge/dough topped with stir-fry culture clash is neither fair nor balanced, and it’s unfortunately made  palate-less Homer Simpsons out of a great many Richmonders.

Even with this tripe in the equation, we endlessly assign superlatives to those places or one of our 5-6 New York style pizzerias.  However, there really is so much more that is possible with pizza than Richmond’s current offerings.  (more…)

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February 10, 2010

Health Inspection = Critical Deliciousness

My interest in this topic started with a middling Indian buffet that sometimes treads into stratospheric tastiness for the low price of $5.99 (or $4.99 on Wednesdays).  I tried to hype up this awesomeness to all of Richmond via twitter and met resistance from another social media butterfly (who shall remain nameless).  Not only had I incorrectly paired the words “chai” and “tea” (apparently they’re redundant, like “mole sauce”), but I also sang the praises of an eatery with a health inspection violation in its history.  WAIT!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!! Readers, please take a moment to suppress your nausea (health inspection violation – gasp!).

ironic pic lifted from the funny TARichmond.com

I’m sorry that I’ve traumatized you so.  Apparently, one of my favorite Indian restaurants, Royal India, was once featured on NBC 12’s Restaurant Report where they highlight the outcomes of restaurant inspections in the Greater Richmond region.  Are you okay, now? Take a few more deep breaths and let’s proceed.  Everybody’s favorite news show in Richmond uses the… oh, maybe slightly sensationalistic Restaurant Report to add (cue alarming sound effect) extra pizazz to their popular combo of Gene and Sabrina.  Periodically, they record “investigative journalism” footage with surprise visits to commercial kitchens in the hopes of catching a proprietor in a surly mood (what are the odds of that?), making viewers crinkle their noses, recoil in horror, and maybe throw-up in their mouths a little.  They know we love to feel smug and disgusted.  Those fear tactic cheap-shots sell like hot cakes from a cross-contaminated griddle (seriously, those are the best hot cakes).

Non-Critical Naan

In the case of Royal India, the staff was brought to justice by public humiliation for a particularly egregious infraction.  One of the cooks… (gulp)… handled the naan bread without gloves! Oh, I’m sorry. Another redundant term (naan is bread).  But can you believe it?  We can’t have that  behavior in Western Henrico.  Thankfully, 12 is on “our” side on Thursday nights to prevent these kinds of terrorist threats against our sanitized suburbs.

(snapping out of super-sarcastic mode)

People. EVERY restaurant has health inspection violations.  (more…)

wine

February 3, 2010

My Fling with Spanish Rioja, Revisited

When I first moved to Richmond, I was just out of college and pretty much flying solo, enjoying a break from the high stakes of social cliques. It was just me, some part time jobs, and spaghetti with Prego sauce. It didn’t take long to realize that something was missing. That something was wine.

It was 1998 and I had just moved into my first (and only, to this day) one bedroom apartment. Located on East Leigh Street, it overlooked a funeral home, close enough to Eggleston’s Deli to feel the vapors of their fried fish operation coating my stoop and balcony. Since the rental movies at Video Fan were my first friends in town, I also found myself browsing in Strawberry Street Vinyards and Prices Market. One of them was a dizzying treasure hunt where I frequently found $5 magnums of ten year old wine. The other was a regular wine shop with more rational sounding sales prices. This was fun for me, because I’d been listening to a show on NPR about wine shopping.

Love at first Taste

One day, the clerk at Strawberry Street Vineyards was especially effusive about one of his $6.99 bottles, saying that Spain is making especially good wine these days and that this bottle tasted like a $20 bottle to him. I took one home and I was floored by the impactful flavors that came in every glass. The wine was 1996 Codice from Rioja (say, coh-dee-chay). It was big on oak and berries, spice, and maybe earthiness. I couldn’t believe how enjoyable my pasta and Prego sauce became with a bottle of this (hey, I didn’t care about food so much then).

I went back to Strawberry Street Vinyards and bought a case of Codice for $75 (they still offer that sale price on select wines to this day). A bachelor with a case of seductive wine, I lived high on the hog for a good long while. It was all I ever wanted in a wine. It was my first case of wine (and I haven’t purchased a full case of anything else since). When I ran out, I went back for another case, but they were out and couldn’t get more… I had no plan B. I left that wine shop and almost never went back in. I didn’t want any other wine. I probably got a few more bottles of kicked around $3 oddities at Prices Market, but those experiments weren’t successful like the Codice. Soon enough, I stopped pursuing wine all together. Over time, wine was not for me anymore. I saw wine drinking as just another activity for Richmonders to do with their pinkies and their noses in the air, pretending they weren’t complicit in the city’s bitter, centuries-old, segregation along race and class lines. Yes. My interest definitely went in other directions and it’s taken a while to reel myself back in (only slightly, tho). We’ll set those chapters aside for another time.

Rioja Throwdown

Fast forward twelve years. I’ve decided to get back into wine, this time with an open mind, but an eye for the bargains, as per usual. I’ve been burning through bottles, both good and bad. Even though I try to keep my wine buying on the frugal side of the bargain wine sections, but it’s still expensive buying cheap stuff, if you buy a whole lot of it. In conversation, people ask me what I like and my answer is usually “Spanish Rioja.” To be honest, I’m still figuring out what I like. And my only real experience with Rioja was the Codice. To be honest, all I know is that Spanish wines include a lot of bargains, and I definitely like that.

When Paul and Laura came over on Monday night, I’d made them a white bean soup with choices of pancetta or soy chorizo toppings. I lined up some wines that were handy. Unsure how long they had to stay, I asked the guests to pick a wine to open. Paul chose two, a challenge to my cheapskate tendencies. Considering how successful our previous wine comparison went, two wines was a logical choice, reinforced by the fact that the two Paul chose were both Riojas.

Faustino VII Rioja Temperanillo 2007:

Last week, during my first venture into a Total Wine (ever!), I talked to a clerk about Rioja wines. A customer leaned in and pointed out her favorite, noting it was only $10. Little did she know that she was talking about the upper end of my per bottle spending limit. However, the serendipity of a chance encounter made me curious to see what she was talking about. Also, a Rioja recommendation paid off so long ago. We poured this first and everyone took note of the smokiness wafting up from the glass. I could taste that as soon as it was in my mouth. It had a light body to it but the flavors were either flat or hidden. It went down like water and didn’t leave any dry taste on the finish. in short, I felt like it left me hanging. Where was the beef that aroma alluded to?

Arbanta Rioja Temperanillo 2008:

I got this one at River City Cellars for $13. That’s high for me, but it was part of a gift package for Karen (who agreed to donate it to the comparison on this night) and I think it’s organic (label says “ecolojica.”) This one was much fuller bodied with an immediate fruit juice flavor. It tasted much bigger than the Faustino and that flavor stayed with most of us after swallowing. Nice. Not revelatory, but worth drinking, for sure. And, the label just looked like a smaller enterprise made it. The Faustino was ornate and kinda cheesy.

The Plot Twist:
Most preferred the Arbanta for the fullness of the flavors it delivered. Although the Faustino was disappointing, I felt like it at least had a unique scent, whereas the Arbanta wasn’t memorable for me. Half of each bottle was left, so we went back to tasting whichever each of us was attracted to. At this point they’d been open for an hour. I poured some Faustino in my glass and could hardly get my nose near it without reacting. Whoa! This one is in full bloom. How did it do that? The smokiness started resembling mesquite chips and a sweet bbq plum sauce. The flavor was, again, very savory food-like and then followed by sweet fruit. I felt like a kid in Willy Wonka’s factory chewing a gum that was taking me through a four course meal (slight exaggeration).

After retasting the Arbanta, we concluded that it wasn’t going to be opening up like the Faustino. But, it remained solid, if unremarkable. Everyone had a go at it and then they each changed their votes for the Faustino. This is funny. The handful of reviews for each on CellarTracker. com panned the Faustino and gave a Arbanta a higher score. With this comparison, I’ve decided to try more Spanish wine. The 2005 LAN Rioja is one I’d really like to try, since it was given Wine of the Year status in the Wine Trials book. I’ve also just ordered a couple bottles of Vega Escal Priorat.

Oh, and about the Codice, my long lost love. I found it again. It’s sitting at the bottom of a display rack at Ellwoods, priced at $9.99 (only the label is arty and shit). I took one home and prepared to be reunited… but, it wasn’t magic. It only vaguely resembled my case from Strawberry Street 12 years before, and only when I squinted real hard.

Que sera, sera.